A jacked orange tabby. A wall of green candles. Zero chill. "He doesn't check the chart. The chart checks him." Stonker doesn't sell. Stonker lifts.
$STONKER trades against $STONK on stonk.fun. Get SOL, get STONK, get jacked.
Paste the CA if you need it, hit buy, confirm. Welcome to the gym. Leg day is every day.
Stonker was a normal house cat until the day he sat on his owner's keyboard during a bull run and accidentally aped a 100x. He never got off the desk again.
Where other cats knock things off tables, Stonker knocks off all-time highs. He trains in front of a Bloomberg terminal. Every rep is a green candle. Every set is a new floor.
Now he's on-chain, paired with $STONK, and he has one rule: you don't sell before the cat does. And the cat doesn't sell.
Fair launched on stonk.fun. No presale, no team bag, no tax. The floor is a bench press.
Community channels are warming up. Chart is already open.